This journey abroad has entailed far less expeditions than my previous ventures to the Old World. Bearing that in mind, you may decide for yourself whether these are legitimate contemplations, or simply the ramblings of a man who has run out of material and over-thinks the commonplace: Yesterday I awoke to the incessant creaking of [...]
Archive for September, 2009
23 Sep
Even Steven
In all fairness to wife, I thought it prudent to include this compilation video. Unfortunately, wordpress does not have free video uploads, so check it out on facebook. (If the link doesn’t work, copy and paste this into the address bar: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/video/video.php?v=10100228660958421)
23 Sep
The Couture of a Frozen Wife
Though she insists it’s the latest fashion, I am quite sure that the French are not wearing men’s ski socks and thermal underwear down the catwalk. Wife caught unawares in her natural environment doing stereotypically feminine tasks. Is this what Rosie the Riveter killed all of those men for… wait, what? A close-up of the [...]
19 Sep
Quotidian Gastropod Rapture
Upon first arriving in at our home in Beeston, Bethany and I ventured out into the biting cold and inconsistent rainfall of the evening that typifies our locale. I believe we were in desperate need of cookies, or adult diapers (I don’t want to talk about it). After stepping through our entryway, I witnessed a [...]
16 Sep
A Blast from the Past
So, her shoulders began to spasm and she swung her arms erratically while her head spun around, desperately searching for magnetic north.
12 Sep
Peanut Butter Jelly Time and Monkey Bums
Then, stuff that microwave with a pillow and weasel, hollow out the weasel and fill it with marshmallows and a coffee mug. The inside of the coffee mug is the size of your new washing machine.
7 Sep
Andrew to Deutschland… er, Nottingham… with his wife… part 3
‘ello my luverlies, It seems that the motherland cannot keep me away. Here I return to the Old World for a third time, despite her attempts to repel, bar, forbid, stymie, or delay my entry. This journey, however, is laden with several twists- 1.) I have not come alone, for my wife has been gracious [...]
