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Posts Tagged ‘Andrew’
24 Nov
Thou Shalt not Consume…
Over the weeks here in England, I have observed a vast array of comestibles indigenous to this British population. Some I have consumed with great pleasure, while others I have gone to great lengths to avoid, like an eight-day-old boy who has caught sight of a rabbi. This short blog is dedicated to the latter [...]
10 Nov
Lacrimation
Here’s a video comissioned by the University of Nottingham on Lamentations, partially featuring yours truly. The aim of the project is somewhat mysterious to us, except that they want to post videos of each biblical book on Youtube.
12 Sep
Peanut Butter Jelly Time and Monkey Bums
Then, stuff that microwave with a pillow and weasel, hollow out the weasel and fill it with marshmallows and a coffee mug. The inside of the coffee mug is the size of your new washing machine.
7 Sep
Andrew to Deutschland… er, Nottingham… with his wife… part 3
‘ello my luverlies, It seems that the motherland cannot keep me away. Here I return to the Old World for a third time, despite her attempts to repel, bar, forbid, stymie, or delay my entry. This journey, however, is laden with several twists- 1.) I have not come alone, for my wife has been gracious [...]
