Posts Tagged ‘elephant foot’

The Couture of a Frozen Wife

It begins

Pink is for Lady

Though she insists it’s the latest fashion, I am quite sure that the French are not wearing men’s ski socks and thermal underwear down the catwalk.

Pied l'éléphant (elephant foot)

Pied l'éléphant (elephant foot)

Wife caught unawares in her natural environment doing stereotypically feminine tasks. Is this what Rosie the Riveter killed all of those men for… wait, what?

Stiletto Repudiation

Stiletto Repudiation

A close-up of the sexy new foot-trends of my wife. Pajamas, sweaters, and giant socks. Who knows what winter will bring… I love her.

ET?

ET?

Wife in a frantic endeavor to warm herself with residual laptop radiation.

Foot-warmer

Foot-warmer

This is a desperate attempt by wife to warm her feet via posterior. Unfortunately, physics and the dimensions of the chair are working against her. She would use one of her own sweaters, but shopping for warm clothes in the past has turned into finding “cute” things that are barely thicker than rice-paper, the sleeves of which are merely for ornamental purposes.

"Seduction in the Park" or "Mustard Finger"

"Seduction in the Park" or "Mustard Finger"

Though unrelated to body temperature, I could not pass on this photo from our day in Wollaton Park.